how can she remove them safely?

 

wow.....I'm mean "WOW".........or OUCH!!!!!
I've got a few questions, but I'm afraid to hear them.

 

how did they get there

 

baseballs, plural. wowee..how'd she manage that one. she'll have to get her bottom removed i'm afraid.

 

seriously.... why did she permit them to be lodged there in the first place? she needs to go to the doctor so she doesn't cause or make worse any tares that could release excrement into her body and cause all kinds of problems.

 

just push really hard

 

Tell her ping pong balls are safer for her health.

 

tell her to get a bat, and knock it back to first base!

 

a representative of Major League Baseball needs to oversee the operation

 

Take some BP (batting practice)